Corporate professionals

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Procurement manager is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Operations Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.

Marketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Project Finance Manager thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Planning and Technical Manager thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Manager is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training.

Safety Manager is a person who thinks baby should remain unborn to avoid any safety incidents

IT manager is a person who thinks by implementing AI and VR techniques baby will be delivered remotely.

Customer is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby….!!!!!