Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Procurement manager is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Operations Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
Marketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Project Finance Manager thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
Planning and Technical Manager thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Manager is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training.
Safety Manager is a person who thinks baby should remain unborn to avoid any safety incidents
IT manager is a person who thinks by implementing AI and VR techniques baby will be delivered remotely.
Customer is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby….!!!!!